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My Clones Are Out of Stock

If only there were three of me to distribute what needs care equally among us so that the burden we do share.

One would tend to the errands, the second bathes and feeds, while the third satisfies the yummy creative and love-based needs.

All fronts would be in sync, nothing clashing starkly so, complaints would not exist and all would be in flow.

Alas, I am just one single Maša, Amazon has not my clones in stock. So until they roll them out, it seems I’m out of luck.

As mighty as I am, still it’s just little ‘ol me tending to the world with hope, fervour and glee.

I am sure you want your own clones, maybe two or twenty three? So please give a shout-out to Amazon to fill their stock with “double-me”.

I swear I’d sell a kidney to delegate some work, but the control-freak in me is quite the adamant jerk.

Because I know “it all” and I do it “best”, so just a clone would do, don’t even show me the rest.

No “Maja’s”, “Maria’s” or “Maddy’s” please. Only a Maša will cut it, was I not clear, jeez!

So, with my two crafty


Take care of yourself, my likeminded peeps, burnout can happen to us all, stop to care for your needs.


About the author

Maša Nobilo, Sleep Coach

From first-hand insomniac to certified Embodied Facilitator with training in Cognitive Behavioral Therapy for Insomnia, the Feldenkrais Method and Embodied Yoga Principles, Maša is well-equipped to support you on journey to restful sleep.
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